The next day the manager was taken for a tour of heaven. Predictably, this was also very impressive. Clean, fresh, relaxing, wholesome, and as welcoming as he'd always envisaged. For much of the day though, he was left alone, to savour heaven's peace and tranquility. At the end of the tour, St Peter asked the HR manager which he was going to choose. After careful reflection, the manager decided to opt for hell. "It's not at all as bad as I'd imagined, he said, "and, as nice as heaven is, I think there's more going on in hell. It's a better fit for me."

Without another word, the manager was transported to the gates of hell. As these opened he found himself standing before a hot, arid, wasteland, filled with toiling labourers. This was nothing like the hell the manager had seen the previous day. The devil greeted him again, but this time it was very different. "Get to work," shouted the red-cloaked devil, pushing him roughly into the crowd. "What's happened?" cried the manager, in anguish. "This is not what you showed me yesterday!"
"Ah," replied the devil. "That's because yesterday we were recruiting. Today you're an employee...bwahahaha"
The Ultimate Career Change Advice? Remember - "Not ALL that glitters is gold...." T_T
Hahaha. Kawawang HR manager.
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