Showing posts with label Pathetic Moments. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pathetic Moments. Show all posts
Sign of the Times: UFO Sightings All Over the World
Is it just me, or is it because I was scaredy obsessed watching Final Destination, Doomsday, Independence Day, The Day after Tomorrow and 2012 movies..... is it just me realizing the constant news about volcanoes being active, earthquakes, tsunamis changing earth's landscapes, sinkholes, and weather changes...
….The "DISASTERS" that are coming.... the military and "GOVERNMENT" knows about them... and there's a lot of SAFE AREAS in this WORLD that they could begin moving the POPULATION TO NOW... but they are not doing anything they want those major population centers WIPED OUT... so that the few that are left will be more easily CONTROLLABLE…. (transmition lost)
Ang Tunay na Lalake....
Ang Tunay na Lalake....
Di takot sa Cobraaaaa! @_@
At nang aaning pa ng madaming cobraaaa! @1:23
Di takot sa Cobraaaaa! @_@
At nang aaning pa ng madaming cobraaaa! @1:23
10 Stupid Things People do on Social Media
Social media is named aptly so because it's a tool to be social. Unfortunately, there are many amongst us who do the most inane things on Facebook and Twitter that makes you roll your eyes, drop your jaw and sometimes is downright pathetic.
1.People who think their every movement should be announced.
We know you're bored whilst sitting on the toilet. But maybe, instead of tweeting about your bowel movements today, as you always do, maybe you should read about what's happening in the world on Yahoo! News for a change. Likewise, we don't need to know how much milk your "hardworking breasts" lactated for your newborn. True story!
We know you're bored whilst sitting on the toilet. But maybe, instead of tweeting about your bowel movements today, as you always do, maybe you should read about what's happening in the world on Yahoo! News for a change. Likewise, we don't need to know how much milk your "hardworking breasts" lactated for your newborn. True story!
2. People who change their relationship statuses every other week.
Make up your mind - are you single? Are you in a relationship? Is it complicated? It's not too hard
Make up your mind - are you single? Are you in a relationship? Is it complicated? It's not too hard
3. People who are in a relationship with their BFF
You might think its so kawaii to be in a relationship with your girlfriend, because you are best friend forever- its NOT! Grow up.
You might think its so kawaii to be in a relationship with your girlfriend, because you are best friend forever- its NOT! Grow up.
4. Setup Facebook accounts for your 2-year-old kid, or worse, your dog!
We'd like to see the day your dog gets trained to log on to his own Facebook account.
We'd like to see the day your dog gets trained to log on to his own Facebook account.
5. Woe is me statuses.
You know those people - ‘my life sucks because my daddy doesn't want to get me a yacht for my birthday' or ‘this is the worse day of my life because my husband cancelled on dinner because he had to work to support my extravagant lifestyle.' Suck it up and stop.
You know those people - ‘my life sucks because my daddy doesn't want to get me a yacht for my birthday' or ‘this is the worse day of my life because my husband cancelled on dinner because he had to work to support my extravagant lifestyle.' Suck it up and stop.
6. Adding People You Don't Know
We're not sure what it is - to up your ‘friends' numbers or to seem like you're friends with the cool kids. When you add somebody, a pop up screen comes on telling you that you should "only send this request if you know him or her personally." How do people miss this disclaimer?
We're not sure what it is - to up your ‘friends' numbers or to seem like you're friends with the cool kids. When you add somebody, a pop up screen comes on telling you that you should "only send this request if you know him or her personally." How do people miss this disclaimer?
7. Write on a Facebook Wall instead of communicating privately
The driving force behind the success of Facebook is...vanity. People love the idea that others are watching what they're doing. But seriously! We don't need to know what names you call your boyfriend and what you're planning to do to him tonight.
The driving force behind the success of Facebook is...vanity. People love the idea that others are watching what they're doing. But seriously! We don't need to know what names you call your boyfriend and what you're planning to do to him tonight.
8. Tagging drunken pictures of your friends
Yes, it's funny. But chances are, his boss and his mother are also on Facebook. You don't want to go out for a big one on a weeknight, have to call in sick for work the day after only to have your boss tell you that he's already seen photos of you sh*tfaced crawling in the gutter on Facebook. If you don't want that to happen to you, don't do it to your friends.
Yes, it's funny. But chances are, his boss and his mother are also on Facebook. You don't want to go out for a big one on a weeknight, have to call in sick for work the day after only to have your boss tell you that he's already seen photos of you sh*tfaced crawling in the gutter on Facebook. If you don't want that to happen to you, don't do it to your friends.
9. Children on Facebook
Facebook bans 20,000 kids from their site everyday, and we're glad this is done. Parents need to be more diligent with policing their children on social media, and they should be educated on social media etiquette in school. Sexual predators are nothing to joke about.
Facebook bans 20,000 kids from their site everyday, and we're glad this is done. Parents need to be more diligent with policing their children on social media, and they should be educated on social media etiquette in school. Sexual predators are nothing to joke about.
10. Animal Farms and Fish Tanks
I have a job, I don't want to feed virtual sheeps. You need to get off your computer and get a life.
I have a job, I don't want to feed virtual sheeps. You need to get off your computer and get a life.
Source: www.sg.promotion.yahoo.com/
By Fazilah Abdul Gaffa for Yahoo! Singapore
How to respond to Annoying questions?
What is the most annoying question that you have been asked lately? Mine was... "Biglaan ang wedding mo ah, pregnant ka?". Another question that I consider so effing annoying is ..."So, kelan kayo gagawa ng baby?" Tapos dadagdagan pa ng... "Ay, gumawa ka na para makahabol."
Ow em gee! @_@ I didn't know that marriage was a contest? Para ba itong Amazing Race na dapat paunahan makafinish ng challenges sa pitstop like securing the best groom or having the best wedding or getting pregnant the fastest?
Syet! Lest you would like to see the dragonessa in me... dont effing bring up those questions. My priorities are different from yours brotha'. Hindi lahat ng tao nagpapakasal because pregnant na si babae o pikot si lalake. I got married because I feel it was the right time!
Syet!... eff! eff! eff! and another syet! Why is it that Pinoys are so incosiderate and insensitive? Why can't all Pinoys know that there are certain topics na di dapat tinatanong sa mga kakilala nila else they'll get them upset or be considered nosy!
Why are some people in my life so feelingerong close and they don't even know when to ask the right questions. You need to know that some questions regarding age, weight, religion, salaries and how much people paid on things are considered way too personal! People get annoyed and bothered even if the person asking is their family.
Nasanay kase tayo sa kulturang Pilipino. These are some of the traits that I would like us to evetually get rid of. Being so chismoso and nagmamarunong sa buhay ng iba. Hindi ko tinatanong ang opinyon mo so keep your comments to your self. Magkaiba tayo ng priorities sa buhay ok so stop telling me what to do.
Finally, my husband and I will get pregnant when we feel the time is right. Case closed.
Meanwhile.... here are some of the most annoying questions and how to best answer them.
Q: Do you have a boyfriend yet?
A: “I’m juggling so many hot guys right now that it’s going to be a while before I decide to tie myself down.”
Q: When are you two going to have kids?
A: “We’re way too busy enjoying the honeymoon phase to think about that yet.”
Q: Did you lose weight?
A: “Thanks, it must just be a good week for me!”
Q: How much is your rent?
A: “I know, this place is fabulous. I’m so lucky to have gotten a really good deal on it. How’s your apartment?”
Q: How much do you make?
A: “I don’t really worry about my salary. It’s more important that I love my job.”
Q: Where’s that bag/top/pair of kick-ass pumps from?
A: “Oh this? I’ve had it for so long I can’t remember anymore.”
Q: You look so tired. (Okay, not really a question, just a beyond rude observation no one should ever make.)
A: “Actually, me and [insert name of your hook-up/boyfriend/husband here] were up kind of late last night. But it was sooo worth it.” Follow up with your best If-you-know-what-I-mean face.
The best way to answer...... is to answer without actually answering. Be pleasant but vague.
Ow em gee! @_@ I didn't know that marriage was a contest? Para ba itong Amazing Race na dapat paunahan makafinish ng challenges sa pitstop like securing the best groom or having the best wedding or getting pregnant the fastest?
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| Yes, this is the dragonessa in me. |
Syet!... eff! eff! eff! and another syet! Why is it that Pinoys are so incosiderate and insensitive? Why can't all Pinoys know that there are certain topics na di dapat tinatanong sa mga kakilala nila else they'll get them upset or be considered nosy!
Why are some people in my life so feelingerong close and they don't even know when to ask the right questions. You need to know that some questions regarding age, weight, religion, salaries and how much people paid on things are considered way too personal! People get annoyed and bothered even if the person asking is their family.
Nasanay kase tayo sa kulturang Pilipino. These are some of the traits that I would like us to evetually get rid of. Being so chismoso and nagmamarunong sa buhay ng iba. Hindi ko tinatanong ang opinyon mo so keep your comments to your self. Magkaiba tayo ng priorities sa buhay ok so stop telling me what to do.
Finally, my husband and I will get pregnant when we feel the time is right. Case closed.
Meanwhile.... here are some of the most annoying questions and how to best answer them.
Q: Do you have a boyfriend yet?
A: “I’m juggling so many hot guys right now that it’s going to be a while before I decide to tie myself down.”
Q: When are you two going to have kids?
A: “We’re way too busy enjoying the honeymoon phase to think about that yet.”
Q: Did you lose weight?
A: “Thanks, it must just be a good week for me!”
Q: How much is your rent?
A: “I know, this place is fabulous. I’m so lucky to have gotten a really good deal on it. How’s your apartment?”
Q: How much do you make?
A: “I don’t really worry about my salary. It’s more important that I love my job.”
Q: Where’s that bag/top/pair of kick-ass pumps from?
A: “Oh this? I’ve had it for so long I can’t remember anymore.”
Q: You look so tired. (Okay, not really a question, just a beyond rude observation no one should ever make.)
A: “Actually, me and [insert name of your hook-up/boyfriend/husband here] were up kind of late last night. But it was sooo worth it.” Follow up with your best If-you-know-what-I-mean face.
The best way to answer...... is to answer without actually answering. Be pleasant but vague.
Source: Annoying Questions
Things Pinoys Need to Learn about "Personal Space"
The other day, I was so annoyed. Is it too O.C. for me to say that someone is invading my personal space? .... or some people just don't get it that they are standing "too close" that it is uncomfortable and irritating na?! Call me maarte, suplada or maldita but I really resent it when some people does not respect my personal space. It is an exception though if we have been bestfriend-close for years, or if you are one of my girlfriends/sisters, or if I had treated you as one of my confidantes or if you are part of my family.
What is personal space?
Personal space is the region surrounding a person which they regard as psychologically theirs. Invasion of personal space often leads to discomfort, anger, or anxiety on the part of the victim.
Personal space can also refer to the "comfort zone" around a person's body. This space varies from person-to-person, but is usually a distance of a few feet and changes according to one's relationship to the other person. If one person gets physically closer to the other person than that person can tolerate, the first person is "invading" the second one's "personal space."
Why do people violate personal space?
People violate personal space because it can be used as an act of intimidation, or sometimes people like to be close and they think that it is okay. Sometimes these people do not pay attention to boundaries and sometimes they just don't care.
Most people have a natural sense of appropriate physical difference and stay outside others' personal space, but a few deliberately invade the space as a way of dominating or intimidating. Some people may unintentionally enter another's personal space due to poor social skills, inadequate personal boundaries, or lack of awareness that the other person's zone of comfort may be larger than most.How do you step into someone's personal space?
There is no legal definition of "personal space." However, that being said, if a person continually and without provocation comes too close to you and gets within your personal "comfort zone" (e.g.: is "in your face" with menacing gestures, etc) it could be considered an assault if it is continually repeated and you feel physically threatened.
Silver Surfer Ride at Zoom Tree Top Adventure Quezon City
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| Silver Surfer ride |
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| Me alone! @_@ |
Silver Surfer is a ride where in you stand on a hanging platform suspended less than 100 feet up which serves as your "surfboard" much like Silver Surfer. You can feel the rush during unexpected stops as you swing back and forth. It will cost you Php300.00 to ride this on a regular day.
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| 200 ft |
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| Superman Ride |
Below are the prices for the rides. Circulo Verde Zoom Top Adventure was not that hard to find. Just go straight Calle Industria near Eastwood City and you will find an open field somewhat being developed into a posh subdivision.
Superman Ride - 400 php
Silver Surfer Ride - 300 php
Parachute Fall Ride - 200 php
Zoom TreeTop Adventure is located in Circulo Verde along Calle Industria.
Contact no: 928-4595
I was screaming for my dear life while on ride the "surfer". Very funny cause you can hear the panic in my voice when the motorized ride started! >,<
Thanks Carl for these unforgettable videos! ^^
Who cares baby! I wanna marry you!.. ♥
Hellloooo!!! It's me! I'm back.
Where do I begin? A lot has happened to me last month and this month that I am still reeling!
Guess who's got married!? Yeaaaabaaah! ^_^ *sabay cartwheel*
Yes! I am now officially hitched! Before the whole kwento and blow by blow account of the 5 days processing, preparation and challenges before the wedding, here is a little presentation I made for you.
"I don't need a grand wedding hon.... just you and me in marriage." - ♥Reyna
Where do I begin? A lot has happened to me last month and this month that I am still reeling!
Guess who's got married!? Yeaaaabaaah! ^_^ *sabay cartwheel*
Yes! I am now officially hitched! Before the whole kwento and blow by blow account of the 5 days processing, preparation and challenges before the wedding, here is a little presentation I made for you.
"I don't need a grand wedding hon.... just you and me in marriage." - ♥Reyna
What happened to Aaron Carter?
I used to have a major major love for Backstreet Boy's Nick Carter. But do you remember Aaron Carter? He is Nick's little brother who sang songs like "Crush on You" and "I'm gonna Miss you Forever" in a cartoony-chipmunky way but still managed to be in the charts. He was the Justin Bieber of the1997 era. ^__^
He dated Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan, was engaged with a beauty queen turned Playboy model and was also arrested in 2008 for speeding and possession of marijuana.
He used to be this cute!
But last week, October 5 he posted in twitter a ripped, flexed and scary shirtless physique with the comment, 'I've been at Johnny Wright's compound working on my mind, music, and body for a new album release!'
He dated Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan, was engaged with a beauty queen turned Playboy model and was also arrested in 2008 for speeding and possession of marijuana.
He used to be this cute!
But last week, October 5 he posted in twitter a ripped, flexed and scary shirtless physique with the comment, 'I've been at Johnny Wright's compound working on my mind, music, and body for a new album release!'
(shocks! those arms are scary! @_@)
(he looks a bit like KC Montero here)
Note: Steroids are not good ok!? :P
I'm Back!!! What have you been up to?
Welcome back to me! Yey!.... After months of hiatus and not blogging... I am now going out in the sunshine again and embracing the world. Meeting friends and attending events. Yeah, it's been a long 2 months since I last blogged. I really had to pause for a while since I refused to flood my blog with alot of anti social, senti and emo moments. I would like my blog to be something that can inspire people to live a happy life and be always thankful for each day.
"Mas madaling ngumiti kahit hindi ka masaya kaysa magpaliwanag kung bakit malungkot ka..."
Yeah, that was somehow what I have been feeling. I lost my inspiration to write and share meaningful ideas because I was feeling empty. Sweetypie♥ had to work abroad for 10-months and I suffered emotional heartbreak everytime I try to think of him. Good thing the same day he left, I got MoiMoi. My Shih Tzu. This little puppy gave me smile and support these trying times. It was hard being away with a loved one whom stayed with you through thick and thin and through PMS and bitchyness. Sweetypie♥'s being away made me realize how important he is to me and how I am very lucky to have such a very wonderful person for 7 years!
"My loneliness is killing me .....and I ....
I must confess i still believe...
When I'm not with you I loose my mind..
Gimme a siiiiignnnn..... Hit me baby one more time. "
I'd like to share some tidbits of what I have been up to.
1. I now have 2 dogs a labrador named Bachie which is with my mom and Bro at Cavite and a Shih Tzu my fiancee bought me as a companion while he is away. Bachie is already 2 years old and I am researching on how to breed dogs. I might be sharing stuffs I learned on the process here in my blog.
2. Yes, you heard it right. Sweetypie♥ is now my fiancee and although we had some small talks before, we just made it official 2 months ago before he left and told me to wait for him. When he gets back, we will be tying the knot. I already told my mom and she is happy about it. She said it's about time. It will not be a grand wedding because I prefer the simple civil one. It will be the happiest day of my life shared with only the special people I can't live without. I found out that it takes alot of researching to make a wedding happen. Sweetypie♥ still mentioned having a Church wedding eventually when we finally saved enough for one. I might be sharing a few more stuffs about this.
3. My Shih Tzu is now 6 months old and is a very playful and sweet puppy. As I mentioned he kept me company all those nights when I was crying myself to sleep and wishing Sweetypie♥ was here. A dog is the Only Thing that loves you more than you love yourself. That is true! I would eventually be sharing some funny anecdotes of why I love MoiMoi.
4. I am now going out and reaching my friends like Sub and Charm for kwentuhan blues and Movie marathons so I have some pending Movie Reviews to post.
5. I also went back to reading and would like to share with you my pathetic insights on novels and books I read these months.
How about you? What have you been up to lately?
"Mas madaling ngumiti kahit hindi ka masaya kaysa magpaliwanag kung bakit malungkot ka..."
Yeah, that was somehow what I have been feeling. I lost my inspiration to write and share meaningful ideas because I was feeling empty. Sweetypie♥ had to work abroad for 10-months and I suffered emotional heartbreak everytime I try to think of him. Good thing the same day he left, I got MoiMoi. My Shih Tzu. This little puppy gave me smile and support these trying times. It was hard being away with a loved one whom stayed with you through thick and thin and through PMS and bitchyness. Sweetypie♥'s being away made me realize how important he is to me and how I am very lucky to have such a very wonderful person for 7 years!
I must confess i still believe...
When I'm not with you I loose my mind..
Gimme a siiiiignnnn..... Hit me baby one more time. "
I'd like to share some tidbits of what I have been up to.
1. I now have 2 dogs a labrador named Bachie which is with my mom and Bro at Cavite and a Shih Tzu my fiancee bought me as a companion while he is away. Bachie is already 2 years old and I am researching on how to breed dogs. I might be sharing stuffs I learned on the process here in my blog.
2. Yes, you heard it right. Sweetypie♥ is now my fiancee and although we had some small talks before, we just made it official 2 months ago before he left and told me to wait for him. When he gets back, we will be tying the knot. I already told my mom and she is happy about it. She said it's about time. It will not be a grand wedding because I prefer the simple civil one. It will be the happiest day of my life shared with only the special people I can't live without. I found out that it takes alot of researching to make a wedding happen. Sweetypie♥ still mentioned having a Church wedding eventually when we finally saved enough for one. I might be sharing a few more stuffs about this.
3. My Shih Tzu is now 6 months old and is a very playful and sweet puppy. As I mentioned he kept me company all those nights when I was crying myself to sleep and wishing Sweetypie♥ was here. A dog is the Only Thing that loves you more than you love yourself. That is true! I would eventually be sharing some funny anecdotes of why I love MoiMoi.
5. I also went back to reading and would like to share with you my pathetic insights on novels and books I read these months.
How about you? What have you been up to lately?
Pulis Patola and Jackie Chan's Tweet
Philippines is in the midst of hostage drama crisis and Ms. Universe 2010 blunders..... but some people are really apathetic and still doesn't think of the major impact this has done to Pinoy's image all over the world. They are so insensitive that they do not know how serious the situation is!
I have no idea what the hell they were thinking in picture taking infront of the bus! @_@ Wasn't this suppposed to be a crime scene?! Why the hell are they smiling and taking a pose and posting picture below in Facebook? This bus background should not be taken as a tourist spot! For God's sake 9 lives were lost and some others are still in trauma!
@EyeofJackieChan tweets...... "this kind of things always happen around the world. It happened to hk's people, the whole hk is talking about it. Its really sad. HK is a nation built by a lot of different people..don't worry! We do not hate! "
Awww! The world needs more Jackie Chans!!!! T_T
I have no idea what the hell they were thinking in picture taking infront of the bus! @_@ Wasn't this suppposed to be a crime scene?! Why the hell are they smiling and taking a pose and posting picture below in Facebook? This bus background should not be taken as a tourist spot! For God's sake 9 lives were lost and some others are still in trauma!
*labas ng shotgun* ......... Bang! Bang! Bang!
Naknang tokwa! >,<
Teh! Smile pa teh...... hang ganda moooo! @_@
Oh! Eto pa!..... mga patolang Pinoy! Smile pa! Oh tag ko kayo mamaya!
On the positive note..... I have been a fan of Jackie Chan since I was a kid..... and now I love him more.
@EyeofJackieChan tweets...... "this kind of things always happen around the world. It happened to hk's people, the whole hk is talking about it. Its really sad. HK is a nation built by a lot of different people..don't worry! We do not hate! "
Awww! The world needs more Jackie Chans!!!! T_T
ALPHABEKS - Ang Alpabetong Bekimon!
Waaaah!... I love you na Bern Josep Persia... pwede ka bang i booking tonyt! Papaturo ako ng Alphabeks!
Kung pa pipiliin ako from Jejemon vs. Bekimon..... Ikaw ang pipiliin ko ng bonggang-bongga! Sana otoko ka na lang, ka gwafu mo sobrah! Waging wagi! Sana maging churva kitey!
I can't get enough of you mudak! Pasok na pasok ka sa banga! I stalk na kitey sa Bekimon YouTube at Bekimon Feysbook.
Kung pa pipiliin ako from Jejemon vs. Bekimon..... Ikaw ang pipiliin ko ng bonggang-bongga! Sana otoko ka na lang, ka gwafu mo sobrah! Waging wagi! Sana maging churva kitey!
I can't get enough of you mudak! Pasok na pasok ka sa banga! I stalk na kitey sa Bekimon YouTube at Bekimon Feysbook.
You are Born on the 80's and early 90's if....
1. Kilala mo sila Shaider, Bioman at Mask Rider Black.
2. Kumakain ka ng Humpy Dumpy at Tomi. 3. Nag lalaro ka ng 10-20 at Langit Lupa.
4. Alam mo ang universal song na "Uwian na".
5. Nag sasayaw ka ng Macarena, Boombastic, Always at Dr. Jones.
6. Alam mo ang ibig sabihin ng "Taympers!"
7. Alam mo na importante ang "Period! No Erase!"
8. Nilalagyan mo ng Pritos Ring ang bawat daliri mo kunware singsing. 9. Mayroon kang pencil case na may 2nd floor.
10. Kilala mo si Remi, Cedie at Sarah.
11. Naniniwala ka na nanganganak ang Kisses.
Natawa ka??
Matanda ka na! :P
Something to Smile Today: Pug Sings Batman
Oh well, I'm quite sad since Monday. Been crying and into emote mode because Sweetiepie♥ will be leaving for a 9 months international work abroad. My eyes are already red and I need something to smile today. I should be happy for him.... I should be happy for us! And oh!... yeah..... pumayag na siya for me to buy another dog to be my companion sa house while he is away. Si Bachie - my labrador is in my mom's house kase. I'd probably buy a Shih Tzu and call him Potchie or Pot Pot. I'd probably buy him a carrier bag so that I can bring him whenever I go and every weekends to visit my mom, bro and bachie.
Anyhoo..... I think I should just save the crying for tomorrow when I accompany Sweetiepie♥ to the airport. Let me smile today..... found a video of a pug singing Batman! Funny! :D
Anyhoo..... I think I should just save the crying for tomorrow when I accompany Sweetiepie♥ to the airport. Let me smile today..... found a video of a pug singing Batman! Funny! :D
The World's Tallest and Fastest Roller Coaster
2 months ago, I blogged about going back to Star City and refusing to try the rides. I fear that my mature and weak heart cannot stand these rides anymore. See how mother effing crazy it is below.
Would you ride this roller coaster for the adrenaline rush?
Today, I saw a cool video of someone who rode the world's tallest and fastest roller coaster. Kahit sa video lang na pa ..... "Ohhhh nooooo! Shiiiiiiiiiit!...." ako eh.
At the end of the ride and you still survived...... mapapa sigaw ka talaga ng .... "Oh My Gawd!... We made it!!"
Arms down, head back and hold on. With only 28 seconds, the Kingda Ka may not be very long, but it's bound to leave you wide eyed and twitching. Located at Six Flags Great Adventure in New Jersey, USA, it's the tallest and fastest roller coaster in the world. The train is launched by a hydraulic launch mechanism to 128 miles per hour (206 km/h) in 3.5 seconds. At the end of the launch track, the train climbs the main top hat tower, reaching a height of 456 feet (139 meters)! At a cost of US$25 million, the Kingda Ka opened to the public on May 21, 2005, was closed several times for different technical problems and was also struck by lightning in early May 2009.
Would you ride this roller coaster for the adrenaline rush?
Lady Soldiers Dancing to Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend: Hot or Not?
I never realized how hot a girl with an assault rifle and body armor could be. These lady Israeli soldiers in full combat gear are dancing to Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend. Guys, would you want them as girlfriends?
Bekimon taking Calls in a Call Center
Ang tarush tarush ni Beklu! Bringing you something to smile on a Happy Friday! ^_^
ANAK: NAY Nagwowork kana? NANAY: Anek? Workibells na watashi? Hmmm... Ayyyy! May Call-lelembang na... HELLER?!?!? mmmmmmm... Anekwaboom? mmm... helplaloo kitey? mmmm...
(caller nagrereklamo) AY! Sorry naman teh! Tama!
KOREKsyunal babaeng kriminal nahulog sa kanal patay! (caller nagtatanong ng direksyon)
mmm.... ohhh ganitey ha... iiskemper mo yung churva. pag nakemeroo mo yung chenelyn, krumosok ka ditey... kananchboom, kaliwatchi tas dire direcho boom boom... mmmm tama...
anek? mmmmm bye bye loo!! kawti! ANEK? ayyy. (caller gets IRATE because of the wrong direction)
NA-IRATE SI BAKLA! Ohhh gora na! mmmmgora gora! babuskibells... oo... ooo..salamatboomboom. babooo! PSSST! juwi na tayey anak! KROPOS NA AKO.. kropos na ang workaloo... tayey na!!!
ANAK: heheheh
*Thanks: Bern Josep of Facebook
ANAK: NAY Nagwowork kana? NANAY: Anek? Workibells na watashi? Hmmm... Ayyyy! May Call-lelembang na... HELLER?!?!? mmmmmmm... Anekwaboom? mmm... helplaloo kitey? mmmm...
(caller nagrereklamo) AY! Sorry naman teh! Tama!
KOREKsyunal babaeng kriminal nahulog sa kanal patay! (caller nagtatanong ng direksyon)
mmm.... ohhh ganitey ha... iiskemper mo yung churva. pag nakemeroo mo yung chenelyn, krumosok ka ditey... kananchboom, kaliwatchi tas dire direcho boom boom... mmmm tama...
anek? mmmmm bye bye loo!! kawti! ANEK? ayyy. (caller gets IRATE because of the wrong direction)
NA-IRATE SI BAKLA! Ohhh gora na! mmmmgora gora! babuskibells... oo... ooo..salamatboomboom. babooo! PSSST! juwi na tayey anak! KROPOS NA AKO.. kropos na ang workaloo... tayey na!!!
ANAK: heheheh
*Thanks: Bern Josep of Facebook
5 Funniest Hiring Ads
Ola! It’s the first day of the month! Ang bilis ng mga araw!… naka kalahati na tayo ng taon. The next thing we know malapit na ang December…. kamusta naman ang budget naten jan for gifts and parties? If you are like me, needing for a second job to make both ends work…. heck…. even anyone needing for a job…. your first question might be…"May hiring ba kayo jan?”
Etong mga establishments na to…. meron daw sila… ^_^
See! Even fried turkeys are being hired! Tapos na cguro ang recession?
Eto, for ex call center agents…. dominate talaga ever! nyahahaha…
Tapos na talaga ang recession! Even si Master Splinter naghahanap ng new ninja turtles! Enter this manhole to apply.
Eto, di ko maintindihan kung ano ang konek ng Piano sa Clams?
Gee! San ba mag aaply?
Etong mga establishments na to…. meron daw sila… ^_^
See! Even fried turkeys are being hired! Tapos na cguro ang recession?
Eto, for ex call center agents…. dominate talaga ever! nyahahaha…
Tapos na talaga ang recession! Even si Master Splinter naghahanap ng new ninja turtles! Enter this manhole to apply.
Eto, di ko maintindihan kung ano ang konek ng Piano sa Clams?
Gee! San ba mag aaply?
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