Hellloooo!!! It's me! I'm back.
Where do I begin? A lot has happened to me last month and this month that I am still reeling!
Guess who's got married!? Yeaaaabaaah! ^_^ *sabay cartwheel*
Yes! I am now officially hitched! Before the whole kwento and blow by blow account of the 5 days processing, preparation and challenges before the wedding, here is a little presentation I made for you.
"I don't need a grand wedding hon.... just you and me in marriage." - ♥Reyna
Showing posts with label Foolish Heart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Foolish Heart. Show all posts
Sound of One Heart Breaking
The Sound of One Heart Breaking
by: Karen Kunawicz
Ever come across this zen koan that JD Salinger used in one of his books? You know, the one that asks what is the sound of one hand clapping. I don't know the answer to that one. But ask me what's the sound of one heart breaking and I might have an answer. Welcome to the dark side of love.
What is the sound of one heart breaking?
It is the sound of someone curled up in a tiny ball crying softly in the night, the sound of the first unwanted teardrop touching your skin, its the sound of a telephone that doesn't ring, the sound of regret pounding inside your brain with every heartbeat, it's the whispers of the toy animals he gave you.
It's the shuffling of feet walking away from you, the sound of your soul shattering into a million pieces at recognizing the word "goodbye". It's the soundtrack of memories torturing you, it's the sound of feeble hands trying to push back the obstinate hands of time, it's the sound of a cherub's dying breath, the sound of all those years dissapearing in the vortex of Cupid's kitchen sink, it's the unrelenting, plaintive baby meows of an abandoned kitten outside an ignoring door.
It's the sound of the rain that doesn't ever stop, the sound of all the doors in the world shutting and closing in your face at the same time, of raging, howling storms in the night when there's no one there to hold you, the sound of your voice as it screams back at you, the echo of "I LOVE YOU" burning holes in you, the sound your heart makes as it tells you to lie still because nothing you will ever do will matter without love.
The sound of the waves at the polluted beach you went to as it moves from the shore and crashes inside your mind, of the sniffles that make up your pathetic "SOS-to-the-world", the cracking of the brittle black petals from the sidewalk vendor roses he gave you, the sound of the music he used to make going to your gut. The sound of things in your room being thrown around and landing on the floor, the caress of kitchen knives on skin, the sound your throat makes as you swallow your saltiest tear.
It's the sound of your own voice calling out to someone who isn't there, of winged creatures dying and falling on a city pavement, of terms of endearment used a hundred times a day struggling to crawl into a vacuum of forgetfulness, it's the sound of your own sobs keepin you company, it's the cold uncaring stillness of the air you share your space with.
Destruction isn't always as noisy as bombs exploding. Sometimes the ultimate catastrophes are as quiet as feather falling on the floor of a Zen monastery. No one else can really hear your heart breaking except you.....
I'm missing you this much..
If only I can be with you in my dreams.... then let me sleep forever.
I'm missin' you that badly sweetiepie♥ .... I want to swim and cross oceans just to be with you.
I'm missin' you that badly sweetiepie♥ .... I want to swim and cross oceans just to be with you.
All things come to an End
As the song goes... "flames to dust... lovers to friends..."
sad but true, there are things that aren't meant to be... so move on!!!
sad but true, there are things that aren't meant to be... so move on!!!
I love being in love...
Oh I love being in love!!... Sobrah... heaven ang feeling.. pakanta kanta ka na lang.. weeeee :)
" Sa iyong ngiti ako'y nahuhumaling... at sa twing ika'y lalapit, ang mundo ko'y tumitigil.."
.Save me from Myself.
I love the lyrics!!! Grabeh...
Save me from Myself by Christina Aguilera
It's not so easy loving me
It gets so complicated
All the things you gotta be
Everything's changing
But you're the truth
I'm amazed by all your patience
Everything I put you through
when I'm about to fall
Somehow you're always waiting with
Your open arms to catch me
You're gonna save me from myself
From myself, yes
You're gonna save me from myself
My love is tainted by your touch
Well some guys have shown me aces
But you've got that royal flush
I know it's crazy everyday
Well tomorrow may be shaky
But you never turn away
Don't ask me why I'm crying
'Cause when I start to crumble
You know how to keep me smiling
You always save me from myself
From myself, myself
You're gonna save me from myself
I know it's hard, it's hard
But you've broken all my walls
You've been my strength, so strong
And don't ask me why I love you
It's obvious your tenderness
Is what I need to make me
A better woman to myself
To myself, myself
You're gonna save me from myself
Save me from Myself by Christina Aguilera
It's not so easy loving me
It gets so complicated
All the things you gotta be
Everything's changing
But you're the truth
I'm amazed by all your patience
Everything I put you through
when I'm about to fall
Somehow you're always waiting with
Your open arms to catch me
You're gonna save me from myself
From myself, yes
You're gonna save me from myself
My love is tainted by your touch
Well some guys have shown me aces
But you've got that royal flush
I know it's crazy everyday
Well tomorrow may be shaky
But you never turn away
Don't ask me why I'm crying
'Cause when I start to crumble
You know how to keep me smiling
You always save me from myself
From myself, myself
You're gonna save me from myself
I know it's hard, it's hard
But you've broken all my walls
You've been my strength, so strong
And don't ask me why I love you
It's obvious your tenderness
Is what I need to make me
A better woman to myself
To myself, myself
You're gonna save me from myself
.sleepless.
Sleepless By Until June
O when you were young,
Did you ever love someone,
So much you couldn't bear the thought of losing them,
Well I remember the sleepless nights,
when I would lie awake,
If only I could tell you how I feel,
Sleepless nights,
Well I remember the sleepless nights,
Sleepless of nights,
Well I would walk around the earth to have another chance with you,
Spending evening pains and thoughts of all you do,
Well I remember the sleepless nights, when I would lie awake,
If only I could tell you how I feel, sleepless nights,
Well I remember the sleepless nights, sleepless of nights,
Have you ever loved someone, hard to find,
Have you loved someone, could you ever love someone,
O no,
Well I remember the sleepless nights, when I would lie awake, fix me I'm on my own,
Well I remember the sleepless nights, when I would lie awake, fix me I'm on my own,
Well I remember the sleepless nights, when I would lie awake, fix me I'm on my own,
Well I remember the sleepless nights, when I would lie awake,
If only I could tell you how I feel
.for someone that will never be mine.
“There are some people who meet that somebody that they can never stop loving, no matter how hard they try. I wouldn't expect you to understand that, or even believe it, but trust me, there are some love that don't go away. And maybe that makes them crazy, but we should all be lucky to end up with that somebody who has a little of that insanity. Somebody who never lets go. Somebody who cherishes you forever."
--Ally McBeal
for someone that could never be mine - no matter how hard i dream about him.... for he will always remain but a dream... my bitter sweet pill for the rest of my life.
--Ally McBeal
for someone that could never be mine - no matter how hard i dream about him.... for he will always remain but a dream... my bitter sweet pill for the rest of my life.
.I keep bleeding in love.
" I keep Bleedin' in Love" - Leona Lewis
Closed off from love
I didn’t need the pain
Once or twice was enough
And it was all in vain
Time starts to pass
Before you know it you’re frozen
But something happened
For the very first time with you
My heart melts into the ground
Found something true
And everyone’s looking round
Thinking I’m going crazy
But I don’t care what they say
I’m in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don’t know the truth
My heart’s crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open
Trying hard not to hear
But they talk so loud
Their piercing sounds fill my ears
Try to fill me with doubt
Yet I know that the goal
Is to keep me from falling
But nothing’s greater
Than the rush that comes with your embrace
And in this world of loneliness
I see your face
Yet everyone around me
Thinks that I’m going crazy, maybe, maybe
But I don’t care what they say
I’m in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don’t know the truth
My heart’s crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I....
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open
And it’s draining all of me
Oh they find it hard to believe
I’ll be wearing these scars
For everyone to see
I don’t care what they say
I’m in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don’t know the truth
My heart’s crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I....
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open and I....
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open and I
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
.accepting.
What WiLL YoU do iF ThE 0Ne YoU LoVe BeLoNGs to SuM0NeELsE? YoU Wait.. WhaT iF YoUvE WaiTed BuT He STiLL CaNt LuV YoU BaCk? YoU CRy.. What iF TeaRs RuN DRy & He iS StiLL NoT URs?
Perhaps.. ACcePt ThE TRuTh aNd Say Go0dByE.."
Perhaps.. ACcePt ThE TRuTh aNd Say Go0dByE.."
When you're Gone - Avril
I soo like this song... i dont know why... nakakaiyak sya eh ...
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I always needed time on my own
I never thought I'd need you there when I cried
And the days feel like years when I'm alone
And the bed where you lie
Is made up on your side
When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day
And make it okay
I miss you
I've never felt this way before
Everything that I do
Reminds me of you
And the clothes you left
They lie on the floor
And they smell just like you
I love the things that you do
When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day
And make it ok
I miss you
We were made for each other
Out here forever
I know we were
Yeah, yeah
And all I ever wanted was for you to know
Everything I do I give my heart and soul
I can hardly breathe I need to feel you here with me
Yeah
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear will always get me through the day
And make it ok
I miss you
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I always needed time on my own
I never thought I'd need you there when I cried
And the days feel like years when I'm alone
And the bed where you lie
Is made up on your side
When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day
And make it okay
I miss you
I've never felt this way before
Everything that I do
Reminds me of you
And the clothes you left
They lie on the floor
And they smell just like you
I love the things that you do
When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day
And make it ok
I miss you
We were made for each other
Out here forever
I know we were
Yeah, yeah
And all I ever wanted was for you to know
Everything I do I give my heart and soul
I can hardly breathe I need to feel you here with me
Yeah
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear will always get me through the day
And make it ok
I miss you
How can I not love you?
How can I not love you?
What do I tell my heart?
When do I not want you here in my arms?
How does one walks away from all of the memories?
How do I not miss you when you are gone?
What do I tell my heart?
When do I not want you here in my arms?
How does one walks away from all of the memories?
How do I not miss you when you are gone?
Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie
La da da da
The smell of your skin lingers on me now
You're probably on your flight back to your home town
I need some shelter of my own protection baby
To be with myself in center
Clarity, peace, serenity
[chorus:]
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry
The path that I'm walking, I must go alone
I must take the baby steps till I'm full grown, full grown.
Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they?
And I forsee the dark ahead if I stay
[chorus:]
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Like the little school mate in the school yard
We'll play jacks and uno cards
I'll be your best friend and you'll be my valentine
Yes you can hold my hand if you want to
'Cause I want to hold yours too
We'll be playmates and lovers and share our secret worlds
But it's time for me to go home
It's getting late, dark outside
I need to be with myself in center
Clarity, peace, serenity
Yeah
[chorus:]
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry
La da da da da da
The smell of your skin lingers on me now
You're probably on your flight back to your home town
I need some shelter of my own protection baby
To be with myself in center
Clarity, peace, serenity
[chorus:]
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry
The path that I'm walking, I must go alone
I must take the baby steps till I'm full grown, full grown.
Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they?
And I forsee the dark ahead if I stay
[chorus:]
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Like the little school mate in the school yard
We'll play jacks and uno cards
I'll be your best friend and you'll be my valentine
Yes you can hold my hand if you want to
'Cause I want to hold yours too
We'll be playmates and lovers and share our secret worlds
But it's time for me to go home
It's getting late, dark outside
I need to be with myself in center
Clarity, peace, serenity
Yeah
[chorus:]
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry
La da da da da da
Letting Go
“It is always important to know when something has reached its end. Closing circles, shutting doors, finishing chapters, it doesn’t matter what we call it; What matters is to leave in the past those moments in life that are over.”
Source: The Zahyr
What happens in MO... stays in MO..... the above words should say it na lang..
NCNR --- no comment ... no reaction!!!
Source: The Zahyr
What happens in MO... stays in MO..... the above words should say it na lang..
NCNR --- no comment ... no reaction!!!
Fixin' a broken heart
"Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again; skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts." -Anonymous
There's very little in life that hurts as much as a broken heart. I always wished there were a guide on dealing with the pain of having loved and lost. So I'm gonna make an attempt at such a guide. Based on my many days dealing with a broken heart in what I call "the pain chamber," I'd like to share some thoughts on what's gotten me through:
1. Keep in mind that a broken heart is part of being human
Be wary of the person who hasn't dealt with a broken heart. No matter how strong you might be, if you're open to love, you're automatically vulnerable to pain. So don't feel bad if you’re in the pain chamber. Know that it's very normal and very much a part of being human.
2. Light the fire
When dealing with heartbreak, sometimes it helps to get a little fired up! You can spend a lot of time bummed out and weeping, but at a certain point, it might help to get off your ass. Go for a run, lift some weights, scream if you must. Think Rocky Balboa meets the Karate Kid. In other words, get pumped.
3. Take solace in the fact that things have a way of working out
It's hard to understand the first time your heart is broken. But over time, you come to realize that there's a certain rhyme and reason to life.
4. Feel the pain
We can exhaust ourselves fighting the pain. Allowing yourself to feel the pain rather than resist it sometimes can be very healing.
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just sharing the thoughts I found on the net
There's very little in life that hurts as much as a broken heart. I always wished there were a guide on dealing with the pain of having loved and lost. So I'm gonna make an attempt at such a guide. Based on my many days dealing with a broken heart in what I call "the pain chamber," I'd like to share some thoughts on what's gotten me through:
1. Keep in mind that a broken heart is part of being human
Be wary of the person who hasn't dealt with a broken heart. No matter how strong you might be, if you're open to love, you're automatically vulnerable to pain. So don't feel bad if you’re in the pain chamber. Know that it's very normal and very much a part of being human.
2. Light the fire
When dealing with heartbreak, sometimes it helps to get a little fired up! You can spend a lot of time bummed out and weeping, but at a certain point, it might help to get off your ass. Go for a run, lift some weights, scream if you must. Think Rocky Balboa meets the Karate Kid. In other words, get pumped.
3. Take solace in the fact that things have a way of working out
It's hard to understand the first time your heart is broken. But over time, you come to realize that there's a certain rhyme and reason to life.
4. Feel the pain
We can exhaust ourselves fighting the pain. Allowing yourself to feel the pain rather than resist it sometimes can be very healing.
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just sharing the thoughts I found on the net
Seven Fun Methods For "Getting Over a Bitter Break Up"!
FYI: i ain't in a break-up mood or anything... my friend is.. but what the heck.. this piece of shit is funny.. Read on..
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Seven Fun Methods For "Getting Over a Bitter Break Up"! by Tigress Luv
Step 1: Face reality.
Consider calling your ex on that promise that they made. You know the one - when they promised to "die for you".
Okay, before you do anything really stupid, such as coating the underside of your ex's car door handles with your pet poodle, Fi-Fi's, droppings, (odds are Fi-Fi doesn't produce enough do-do to do-do a thorough enough job on the scumbag's car, anyway!) realize that you are in a very fragile and irrational state. This means that you will consume mass quantities of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, cry during McDonald's tv commercials, and seriously consider dying your hair orange and getting a tattoo of a fly smack-dab at the end of your nose. Please stop and realize that these insane feelings, too, shall pass. Who wants to be reminded of a bad breakup by having their nose batted by a fly swatter for the rest of their days?
Be warned: Do NOT attempt to contact your ex! Yes, you'll be tempted to call your ex during a 2 a.m. shooters-induced-tizzy, or send an anonymous letter to their mother revealing all their naughty, little bedroom habits, but what will that accomplish? Understand that there is nothing you can do to bring your ex back, or diminish your pain - short of kidnapping them, that is.
No. Kidnapping is not an option!
Beyond this, face it - your ex is a SOB and the sooner you tell the world, the better. And last, but not least, thank the good Lord that there is a mandatory waiting period after purchasing a firearm.
Step 2: Pamper yourself!
Nothing like a hot bikini-wax to get those nerves to quiet down! :) hehe
Please, don't make the mistake of exaggerating your role in the breakup. For instance, it really doesn't matter that you had an affair! After all, it WAS your ex's fault for being so lousy in bed, right? If they had just read that manual you bought them for their birthday...! And you know what manual I'm talking about, the one with the stick-people gameplay diagrams, complete with the O's and the X's - and the G-spots.
Some things you can do to pamper yourself:
Rent some good movies, such as 'The Burning Bed', 'One Night Stand', 'Play Misty For Me', and, my personal favorite, 'Fatal Attraction'.
Make two lists. The first is a list of all your great points, such as your awesome body, Menza I.Q., and sharp-as-a-tack tongue. The second list is about your ex's bad points - i.e., the way they used a blow-dryer to dry themselves (the best I've ever heard [thank you, Stacey!]), the book they bought on how to tell time like a pro, and the various methods they used for removing excess gas from their bodies.
Write a sad, sappy breakup poem, such as:
"Who the hell does he think he is?"
I wrote in the women's stall...
"Let me say, as I take this piss...
Gregory Smith's wangy is really, really small!"
This poem works especially well if your ex happens to be named 'Gregory Smith'. (okay - so I'm not in a very creative mood!).
Step 3: Don't keep it all inside!
Emotions denied tend to fester, so make sure you release all that built-up frustration in a constructive manner.
Such as:
Take up running. For motivation on getting started go over to your ex's house, throw a brick through their windshield, and 'run' as fast as you can the hell outta there!
Beat your pillow. Your ex's $700 custom-made cue stick should work perfectly for this job.
Break something. For instance, that 100-year-old bottle of wine your ex was saving for a special occasion.
Binge. It's perfectly okay to consume twenty-dozen Twinkies in a twelve hour period. Just make sure you stick your finger down your throat every ninth or tenth one.
Scream. Best done during fantastic orgasms with your new, red-hot lover.
Step 4: Stay active.
Take up parasailing, tennis, or scuba diving.
Leave your ex to cough in your dust as you soar right past them: go back to school, become a successful lawyer, run for the presidential office, and bash your ex all through your campaign. Sure to make them wince every time they turn the tv on.
Ask yourself, "what is my ex good at that he/she also enjoys doing and does quite often?" For instance, let's say your ex is good at golf and plays regularly. Take this info, learn to play golf like a pro, show up at every one of your ex's golf games, and win!
Take up yoga, or a workout regimen at your local gym. A firm, hard body is great for your ego - especially when you flaunt it around your ex whenever the chance arises!
Step 5: Write your ex a letter.
Tell your ex what a nasty, vehement little devil-creature they are. Hold nothing back! If you faked orgasm for the entire 22-months you were together, let them know. If you never really did like their spoiled-rotten kids, now is the time to tell them. Skip nothing! Get it all off your chest! Feel better? Good. Now throw the letter away.
On second thought, send it. And copies to your ex's boss. Their mother. Their new lover.
Ha-ha. Just kidding.
Step 6: Get even!
How to get revenge:
Run for Senate. Of course, this works better if you're married to the president.
If running for senate isn't an option, you can still drive your ex nuts by pretending like the breakup never happened to begin with. For example, call your ex up at work and ask what they would like for dinner, or if they could pick up some milk on their way home. Act confused by their 'bewilderment'. Hehe. Or...send everyone in his/her family greeting cards on special occasions and sign both of your names. Show up at 6:30 a.m. on Sunday morning to give the car a tune-up, or water the garden. Call your ex up at 3 a.m. and ask him/her if they remembered to turn the gas off on the stove and lock the front door before they came to bed.
Actually, the best revenge? APATHY! Learn it and live it! (exes HATE apathy)
Step 7: Be Cool.
If all else fails, you still have denial to fall back on.
What breakup?
~by Tigress Luv, the Breakup Guru
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Seven Fun Methods For "Getting Over a Bitter Break Up"! by Tigress Luv
Step 1: Face reality.
Consider calling your ex on that promise that they made. You know the one - when they promised to "die for you".
Okay, before you do anything really stupid, such as coating the underside of your ex's car door handles with your pet poodle, Fi-Fi's, droppings, (odds are Fi-Fi doesn't produce enough do-do to do-do a thorough enough job on the scumbag's car, anyway!) realize that you are in a very fragile and irrational state. This means that you will consume mass quantities of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, cry during McDonald's tv commercials, and seriously consider dying your hair orange and getting a tattoo of a fly smack-dab at the end of your nose. Please stop and realize that these insane feelings, too, shall pass. Who wants to be reminded of a bad breakup by having their nose batted by a fly swatter for the rest of their days?
Be warned: Do NOT attempt to contact your ex! Yes, you'll be tempted to call your ex during a 2 a.m. shooters-induced-tizzy, or send an anonymous letter to their mother revealing all their naughty, little bedroom habits, but what will that accomplish? Understand that there is nothing you can do to bring your ex back, or diminish your pain - short of kidnapping them, that is.
No. Kidnapping is not an option!
Beyond this, face it - your ex is a SOB and the sooner you tell the world, the better. And last, but not least, thank the good Lord that there is a mandatory waiting period after purchasing a firearm.
Step 2: Pamper yourself!
Nothing like a hot bikini-wax to get those nerves to quiet down! :) hehe
Please, don't make the mistake of exaggerating your role in the breakup. For instance, it really doesn't matter that you had an affair! After all, it WAS your ex's fault for being so lousy in bed, right? If they had just read that manual you bought them for their birthday...! And you know what manual I'm talking about, the one with the stick-people gameplay diagrams, complete with the O's and the X's - and the G-spots.
Some things you can do to pamper yourself:
Rent some good movies, such as 'The Burning Bed', 'One Night Stand', 'Play Misty For Me', and, my personal favorite, 'Fatal Attraction'.
Make two lists. The first is a list of all your great points, such as your awesome body, Menza I.Q., and sharp-as-a-tack tongue. The second list is about your ex's bad points - i.e., the way they used a blow-dryer to dry themselves (the best I've ever heard [thank you, Stacey!]), the book they bought on how to tell time like a pro, and the various methods they used for removing excess gas from their bodies.
Write a sad, sappy breakup poem, such as:
"Who the hell does he think he is?"
I wrote in the women's stall...
"Let me say, as I take this piss...
Gregory Smith's wangy is really, really small!"
This poem works especially well if your ex happens to be named 'Gregory Smith'. (okay - so I'm not in a very creative mood!).
Step 3: Don't keep it all inside!
Emotions denied tend to fester, so make sure you release all that built-up frustration in a constructive manner.
Such as:
Take up running. For motivation on getting started go over to your ex's house, throw a brick through their windshield, and 'run' as fast as you can the hell outta there!
Beat your pillow. Your ex's $700 custom-made cue stick should work perfectly for this job.
Break something. For instance, that 100-year-old bottle of wine your ex was saving for a special occasion.
Binge. It's perfectly okay to consume twenty-dozen Twinkies in a twelve hour period. Just make sure you stick your finger down your throat every ninth or tenth one.
Scream. Best done during fantastic orgasms with your new, red-hot lover.
Step 4: Stay active.
Take up parasailing, tennis, or scuba diving.
Leave your ex to cough in your dust as you soar right past them: go back to school, become a successful lawyer, run for the presidential office, and bash your ex all through your campaign. Sure to make them wince every time they turn the tv on.
Ask yourself, "what is my ex good at that he/she also enjoys doing and does quite often?" For instance, let's say your ex is good at golf and plays regularly. Take this info, learn to play golf like a pro, show up at every one of your ex's golf games, and win!
Take up yoga, or a workout regimen at your local gym. A firm, hard body is great for your ego - especially when you flaunt it around your ex whenever the chance arises!
Step 5: Write your ex a letter.
Tell your ex what a nasty, vehement little devil-creature they are. Hold nothing back! If you faked orgasm for the entire 22-months you were together, let them know. If you never really did like their spoiled-rotten kids, now is the time to tell them. Skip nothing! Get it all off your chest! Feel better? Good. Now throw the letter away.
On second thought, send it. And copies to your ex's boss. Their mother. Their new lover.
Ha-ha. Just kidding.
Step 6: Get even!
How to get revenge:
Run for Senate. Of course, this works better if you're married to the president.
If running for senate isn't an option, you can still drive your ex nuts by pretending like the breakup never happened to begin with. For example, call your ex up at work and ask what they would like for dinner, or if they could pick up some milk on their way home. Act confused by their 'bewilderment'. Hehe. Or...send everyone in his/her family greeting cards on special occasions and sign both of your names. Show up at 6:30 a.m. on Sunday morning to give the car a tune-up, or water the garden. Call your ex up at 3 a.m. and ask him/her if they remembered to turn the gas off on the stove and lock the front door before they came to bed.
Actually, the best revenge? APATHY! Learn it and live it! (exes HATE apathy)
Step 7: Be Cool.
If all else fails, you still have denial to fall back on.
What breakup?
~by Tigress Luv, the Breakup Guru
Until I get Over you
Love is just like an invitation to pain. - Prue, Charmed
Yes, just like Prue, ive loved and tasted how's it like to be hurt. I am with a special someone now. But since the day I added him in my friends list, i couldnt stop thinking about him. I thought i had buried the thoughts of him deep in the shadows of my murky past. Still whenever I stare at the angelic face, i cant help but to launch again into silent sobs.
You can never be mine... words redundantly uttered to myself until I become numb of this feeling. Until my heart finally rests its soul... until I get over you.
"Until I Get Over You"
CHRISTINA MILIAN LYRICS
Woke up today thinking of you
Another night that I made my way through
So many dreams still left in my mind
But they can never come true
I press rewind and remember when
I close my eyes and I'm with you again
But in the end I can still feel the pain, every time I hear your name
[Chorus]
The sun won't shine since you went away
Seems like the rain's falling every day
There's just one heart, where there once was two
But that's the way it's gotta be,
'til I get over you
[Verse 2]
Walked through the park, in the evening air
I heard a voice and I thought you were there
I run away but I just can't escape
Memories of you everywhere
They say that time will dry the tears
But true love burns for a thousand years
Give my tomorrows for one yesterday
Just to know that I could have you here
[Bridge]
When will this river of tears stop fallin'
Where can I run so I won't feel alone
Can't walk away when the pain keeps callin'
I've just gotta take it from here on my own
But it's so hard to let go
Yes, just like Prue, ive loved and tasted how's it like to be hurt. I am with a special someone now. But since the day I added him in my friends list, i couldnt stop thinking about him. I thought i had buried the thoughts of him deep in the shadows of my murky past. Still whenever I stare at the angelic face, i cant help but to launch again into silent sobs.
You can never be mine... words redundantly uttered to myself until I become numb of this feeling. Until my heart finally rests its soul... until I get over you.
"Until I Get Over You"
CHRISTINA MILIAN LYRICS
Woke up today thinking of you
Another night that I made my way through
So many dreams still left in my mind
But they can never come true
I press rewind and remember when
I close my eyes and I'm with you again
But in the end I can still feel the pain, every time I hear your name
[Chorus]
The sun won't shine since you went away
Seems like the rain's falling every day
There's just one heart, where there once was two
But that's the way it's gotta be,
'til I get over you
[Verse 2]
Walked through the park, in the evening air
I heard a voice and I thought you were there
I run away but I just can't escape
Memories of you everywhere
They say that time will dry the tears
But true love burns for a thousand years
Give my tomorrows for one yesterday
Just to know that I could have you here
[Bridge]
When will this river of tears stop fallin'
Where can I run so I won't feel alone
Can't walk away when the pain keeps callin'
I've just gotta take it from here on my own
But it's so hard to let go
drunken ramblings
looking back, i never knew i could feel this way to anyone. You came into my life out of nowhere. Wish i could feel again the warmth of your embrace and the tenderness of your kisses ..and now that were worlds apart, all i could do is pick you out of my dreams and wish hope and dream that our paths would cross again and somehow there will be me and you.
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