Search this Blog

Things That I Learned As I Mature...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
Some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think that you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned  that regardless of how hot or steamy
a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be alot of money to take its place!

I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are takedn from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.


Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...